Adventure Journal 8/24: To Jeju Island

To Jeju

I’m writing this one from a lovely coffee shop overlooking the Yellow Sea. A typhoon just passed over the island of Jeju, where I’m staying, and so the strong winds have whipped the waves into a frenzy. The rollers come in and hammer the black volcanic rocks that make up most of the island’s coast, and the spray sometimes looks high enough to reach some of the lower balconies of the various hotels and pensions that line the shoreline. The clouds have been low all day, hanging over the ocean so that you can hardly see more than a few hundred meters over the water. Let me explain. No, there is too much – let me sum up. 

The last week and a half since Snow went to Seoul has been so busy! 

Friday Kaj got out of quarantine, after her COVID test (naturally) came back negative. Despite two negative tests and 13 days of quarantine after a passing contact with someone who a few days later tested positive, the government still insisted she remain quarantined until noon the next day. Just in case. 

Anyway, we had a proper Friday date for the first time in two weeks. Early Friday we took the train down to Suncheon, to a little cafe overlooking a lake named Mackenzie’s, advertising itself as an American-style restaurant. Then we went nuts. Bacon, eggs, sausages, French toast, pancakes, hash browns, bottomless coffee – a breakfast spread to delight anyone. 

After a long, lazy brunch, we took the train all the way to the final stop – Yeosu Expo. 

Yeosu Expo has a brand new exhibit, Arte Museum Ocean. It’s advertised as a new digital art experience, perfectly suited to cater to Koreans’ love of taking photos and showing them off on social media. Good thing I never do that.

Anyway, the exhibit actually was super cool. There are ten rooms that you wind through, each with its own theme. You start in Blossom, a few different rooms overflowing with multicolored lights and mirrors, meant to evoke wandering through a flower. Next comes Ocean, a massive animated wall and floor of ocean waves striking a beach while the aurora borealis flickers overhead (we sat in this room for a long time and just enjoyed it). After Ocean you venture into a large hall evocative of the bottom of a streambed, with massive waterfowl the size of houses occasionally striding through, plunging beaks as large as a kayak into the water to go after the fish swimming around. Next is the Night Jungle, two exhibits. One lets you meet photorealistic depictions of African wildlife, which Kajal enjoyed even though she’s from Africa, and the other lets you draw your own elephant, lion, deer, or fox, and add it to a digital scene. 

Rooms 5-7 were Waterfall – a large mirrored hall with a waterfall made of digital bits pouring everywhere, stretching into infinity, Moon, which mostly just had a very large rabbit in a nod to Chinese folk tales, and Stars, a room we spent ages taking photos in due to the huge number of glowing ‘stars’ filling the available space and constantly flickering in every color of the rainbow. 

The last three rooms were Wormhole, a black and white room that messed with your head as you dove through a tunnel, Wave, which is, uh, exactly what it says on the tin (I was a little let down by wave), and then the gallery.

I loved the gallery, spending probably 40 minutes there until the exasperated staff kicked me out so they could close. It’s a large hall, the largest in the exhibit, and constantly shifts. Sometimes it takes you on a journey through the seas around Yeosu, above and below the water, which was lovely and immersive. But I really loved the art gallery. Starting from the Renaissance and working its way to the early 20th century, the hall would shift every 5 minutes or so to display the works of some of the greatest masters in striking clarity. You could see the works of Michaelangelo, Monet, Manet, Matisse, Van Gogh, and others, all at 1:1 scale. Digital reproductions, of course, but I didn’t mind. The decor of the hall would change to reflect the period of art being displayed, as would the music to properly suit the atmosphere. I wandered up and down for ages trying to look at everything. If they hadn’t kicked me out I probably’d still be lost in there. I think every art museum should have a room like that. 

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The week since was hard for Kaj. She spent 4 wonderful years here in Korea, but it was at last time for her to return home to her family in South Africa – with a dog and a man in tow, so it’s not like she was going back empty-handed. Her dog is super-cute, if nothing else. Anyway, that meant packing up her home, giving away or tossing whatever she couldn’t carry, and bringing all of her earthly possessions into a few small suitcases. We worked at it through the week, while also traveling to say goodbye to the important people in her life before she said goodbye for good. 

Thursday and Friday were her last days at school, and then on Saturday and Sunday we raced to make the last preparations. 


See, we can’t fly Snow until September 17th, but are getting kicked out of the apartment at the end of the weekend. So, she decided to make a virtue of necessity – for most of our last three weeks in Korea, why not head to the sunny island of Jeju and have a mini vacation? Snow would be a pain to fly, but there’s a ferry that leaves very early (as in, 1:00 am) every morning from Yeosu and makes landfall on Jeju by 7:30 am. We could get a small cabin for ourselves and Snow, and sail to an island getaway for a few weeks. 

Sunday was the hardest day. Friends she had made – Zoe, Monica, the Old Man in the Park (more on him another time) came to say their last goodbyes. The entire apartment lost the life and character it had while Kajal was living in it, and gradually became a sterile, anonymous, lifeless thing as her belongings vanished into the suitcases or into the trash. Finally, at about 10:30 pm, I took Snow downstairs for the final time while she lingered to say goodbye to the old place. I don’t know exactly what emotions ran through her heart as she looked at what had been her home for three years one last time, but I do know how my heart broke to leave my Gwangju apartment after only one year, so it can’t have been easy. Eventually, though, she joined us, gave me a wistful smile, and we called a cab for the port. 

At the ferry terminal, even at midnight, it was crowded as dozens of people queued to board the Gold Stellar, the large ship waiting to take us all to Jeju. It was big, probably 300 meters long, 100 in beam, with three passenger decks (including a well deck for cars) and two more for the engine and bridge crews.

Snow was in his crate, a bit fearful from all the chaos as we walked through line after line, and hauled him and our bags up the gangplank and on board. There, we managed to squeeze into an elevator (Snow’s first elevator ride in his life), then came through a surprisingly nice lobby with numerous little chairs and tables and couches. We had to head out onto the deck and then around to the “pet room” for the 6-hour voyage. 

The Gold Stellar has a few cabins for its passengers. Third class is a massive open air hold, with a few lockers and absolutely no furniture or other accommodations. Passengers claim a patch of floor and make themselves as comfortable as they can, most people laying out pillows and blankets and trying to sleep. Second class offers you a private cabin with a TV and some plugs, but is otherwise the same. First class presumably has such luxuries as a chair or a bed, but they didn’t let riff-raff like me see such grandeur, so all I can do is conjecture. Anyway, the only place to bring a pet is in a special third-class cabin.

The pet room was about 15 x 15 feet, two hard floors separated by a walkway sunk a few inches into the deck. There’s a single wall of lockers with life jackets, and two interior hatches lead to a room lined with cages for large dogs, and a pet shower with exterior access to a small exercise yard. We shared this tiny space with at least 5 other families and fully ten dogs. Apart from Snow, cowering in his crate, there was a large German shepard, another shepherd mix, two Pomeranians, a poodle, a Shih-Tzu, and several other dogs (small and fluffy, as Koreans like). We staked out our small corner with our luggage, but hte dogs were in close quarters and most were clearly unused to travel. They barked and whined and cried, sniffing and straining to investigate each other, hiding in their crates, peeing, whatever their little doggy brains conjured up as the most appropriate behavior at the moment. One had a delightful habit of barking madly at anyone who came or went in the cabin – which was often, with more than a dozen humans present. 

At twenty past one, we sailed away from Yeosu for good.

Snow was good, not barking, but he hated his crate and begged and cried to be let out. Kajal’s soft-heart won over my own callousness and he spent much of the voyage cuddled between us. The cabin was lit by harsh fluorescent lighting and obviously was loud and crowded, but I still somehow dozed for most of the nighttime journey, waking up as the sun rose and we neared Jeju. 

Kajal is more personable than I am and chatted with the couple across the way, where the man spoke pretty good English and was equally friendly. They were traveling with a dog near Snow’s size, and the two became fast friends that morning (before being parted for all time, alas – that’s how life goes sometimes, Snow). Stiff and sore from the uncomfortable night, it was with considerable relief that we docked. Then it was another winding journey back through the ship and down to the rocky, volcanic shore of Jeju island, and a cab to our home for the next few weeks. 

Anyway, that’s my current situation. The heavy cloud has become rain as I type this, and we need to start thinking about leaving this comfy coffee shop, with its large, overstuffed couches and lovely view of the sea, and scrounging up something to eat. I hope you are all well, friends, and I’ll see you all soon! 

Adventure Journal: Train to Yeosu

August 12

Well, that was good finger-crossing. I am presently on a train crossing the Han River in the heart of Seoul, headed back down to Yeosu after scarcely 3 hours in the capital city. 

Within moments of finishing yesterday’s diary, Shin Dogs got in contact with me. “We’ve found a flight for you on September 17th. But that means you need your 35-day blood test tomorrow. Can you make it to Seoul?”

I could. 

So, I got up early this morning and walked Snow in the park. He was happy and frolicked in the wet grass, chasing his own tail, and generally had a blast. I hope he enjoyed it, because he was not going to enjoy what came next. 

When we got back to the apartment, we crammed Snow into his crate. I was really worried about how he’d handle it. Would he cry? Bark? Bite and scratch? He was confused and anxious, but trusted me for now. Then I called a cab and headed to the train station, catching the 9 am Korea Express to Seoul. 

Snow’s crate was deposited at the back of the car in the cargo area and I settled in a few rows away, with a book and Paper Mario: The Origami King for company. But the dog wasn’t having it.

I heard little whines and cries coming from the rear. I looked back and Snow was huddled in the crate, staring around for a familiar face. I reassured him, and offered him a nice treat to chew. Then went back to my seat.

Immediately the crying resumed. 

Sighing, I came back and sat down next to him for a while, then tried to creep back to my seat. No dice. More crying, getting ever louder if I tried to wait him out and see if he’d settle down. Feeling very much like a young parent flying with a child, I grabbed my book and sat down on the floor next to Snow. As long as he could see me, he was calm. He curled up in the crate next to me and slept. 

So, for 3 hours I sat on the floor of the cargo area, as we rolled through Suncheon, Jeonju, Gwangmyeon, and on to Yongsan station in Seoul. I tried to keep thoughts of Train to Busan out of my head. But Snow was so, so good as long as I was with him. 

Yongsan Station was big and loud, but not nearly as confusing as Hakata Station or Toyko Station had been. I hauled my furry cargo out of the station and paused outside for a water and petting break. Then found a cab willing to drive me the 17 kilomters to the vet.

Inside, the vet’s office had a lone dog on patrol (a somewhat chubby sausage of a beast), supported by 3 cats. THey were all intensely curious about Snow, who shrank back into his crate and tried to pretend he wasn’t there. There was a single orderly and the vet, who spoke excellent English. We met, talked about my needs, and he assured me he’d take care of everything (at a price that made my eyes bug out. International pet travel is not cheap). 

Then we had to fetch The Beast. Snow had by now worked out that the train and taxi rides had been nothing more than an elaborate ruse to get him to The Vet and he refused to exit the crate, hurling himself into the rear. When I had to bodily haul him out he scratched and gave serious thought to biting, but eventually bowed to the inevitable. He was weighed (11 kg, jeez), measured [and found wanting], and then vanished into the rear of the office for whatever dark tortures and secret rituals it is that vets inflict on pets. 

He emerged not ten minutes later, no worse for the wear, and we made our way back to a taxi and back to the station.

At Yongsan, I realized I’d been there before, almost a year to the day (I came to Seoul LAST August 12, too, thinking I was leaving Korea for years) – there was a ShakeShack in the station. My friend Lily is so obsessive about Shake Shack that she literally knows every one within a thousand mile radius (the Philippines, Taiwan, Seoul, and Busan, basically), and has visited most of them. We had come the year before to try their splendors. 

Ayway, that aside, I got another train, boarded, and hoped that they’d let me let Snow sit next to me (in his crate). He’s there now, and we’re coming up on Gwangmyeong station. Hopefully no one wants this seat I’m using for the pooch, who is at present sleeping, his trust in me complete once again despite my betrayal at The Vet. 3 more hours to home

Adventure Journal: Practical Problems in Pet Peregrination

August 11

The Snow Monster is proving difficult. 

The issue is flying a dog internationally – particularly from an Asian country, particularly to South Africa. Particularly during a pandemic. See, we’ve been trying to plan our exit from Korea to her home of South Africa, and obviously we can’t leave a third of our family behind when we go. But arranging the flight has been throwing up wrinkle after wrinkle for us. 

In general, there are three ways to fly a pet: 

1)As a companion on the flight, in a small carrier that fits on a seat or under one. 

2)As excess baggage – the crate is checked and the animal is flown in the cargo bay.

3)As manifest cargo – with no humans on the flight, just as part of a regular cargo run to a country. 

Now, South Africa will only accept pets flown into the country as Manifest Cargo. That means that Snow can’t fly with Kajal and I, but must travel on his own. So, step one was to arrange the flight. There’s a company in Korea that she’s been working with that would contract the flight details for us – but they will only place the animals on a single airline that they trust: Dutch airways.

So, in order to get from Seoul to Joburg, Snowball has to fly via…Amsterdam. 

Step two is his crate. First, the dog had to be measured so that a custom crate could be built (at great expense) – he couldn’t fly in a plastic crate bought off the shelf. Nose to tail, ears to paws, waist – try and work out how many centimeters the crate must be. So, Kajal measured him and gave one set of measurements for the crate. Then, I measured him, and got a completely different set of measurements. Snow hates anything that isn’t built for dogs. He shrinks and cowers when I bring him his harness for his twice-daily walks in the park. Trying to get him to hold still for a tape measure? Impossible – such vile tortures could never be inflicted on such a poor, innocent pup as Snowball! But with much wrestling, we got some approximates and sent him the measurements. 

Then the airline changed the rules. 

Crates went from requiring “a few” centimeters of clearance over the ears to requiring fully ten centimeters. So he needed a new crate. And new measurements. 

So we wrestled the dog again and sent him the revised measurements. Then he replied, shocked at the new numbers. We double checked. We had measured him wrong. We sent him the numbers for a third time and he accepted those, and began working on a new estimate for his crate. It was much more expensive than the last one. Well, whatever.

Step three was to get the dog medically prepped. He needs a rabies certificate, five other vaccines, a blood test, and a medical clearance to fly. 

Now, it takes specialized training and equipment for a vet to carry out a blood test to international standards. Was our little provincial vet in Yeosu, a kindly old man who spoke not a lick of English, up to the task? No, of course not – we would need to find a capable vet, one who spoke English so we could explain the situation. In the whole country, there were two – one in Busan and one in Seoul.

So the Monster needs to get to Seoul or Busan. BUT! He’s too big to travel in a little mesh bag anymore, like he did when he was a tiny puppy. Snow is 10 kg of active dog now, and needs a big, heavy crate. He needs a car, or cargo space – not a bus. We don’t have a car and are dependent upon public transit, so that means the only option is the train. Furthermore, the train doesn’t run direct from Yeosu to Busan – we’d need to transfer, dragging the big, inconvenient crate between trains, to get there. Therefore, Snow would have  to go to Seoul on two separate occasions for his blood test and for his medical clearance. 

Another problem rears its head: Snow hates the crate. He’s never spent the night in it, or even an hour. So he needs to be trained. Otherwise he will cry and scratch and bite and whine and generally tear himself to pieces over the course of the 4-hour train ride (forget about the more than 24 hour plane journey to the far end of Africa!). Kaj and I lock him in once a day, and feed him treats, and tell him what a good boy he is. He seems to accept it, not panicking too much, but he is clearly mistrustful of the crate and is very hesitant to go in. Hopefully we can manage when the time comes. 

Now, the blood test needs to be done within 30 days of departure. That means the blood is taken, flown on a specialized transport to South Africa, where they carry out their tests, and the results flown back to clear him to fly, and then he needs to leave within 30 days. So we can’t just stroll in any old time – it has to sync with the flight. 

Okay, os when’s his flight?

Ah. That’s also tricky. See, the company only flies via Dutch airways. The airline only flies animals on Fridays, due to COVID (how this prevents the spread of COVID is beyond me, but I could say that about a thousand different asinine, useless measures around the globe). And thousands of American servicemen and expat teachers are coming and going from Korea in August, and many of them are flying their pets. Bottom line: There’s no flights in August. 

So, we need to wait for the company to find us a flight. Then, 35 days before that flight, we need to load Snow into his crate, buy train tickets, and get to Seoul on the morning train. Then we’ll take a cab to the vet and get his blood drawn. Then back into the crate, back into the cab, back onto the train, and back to Yeosu. Then get his other certificates, then get those translated into English by a notary. Then, 10 days before the flight, back to the crate, back to the train, back to Seoul, back to the cab, back to the vet, to get his medical clearance. Then reverse all that (crate-cab-train-Yeosu-home), then reverse it again (crate-cab-train-cab-airport) to fly him.

All done at that point, right? 


Well, no. Once in South Africa, since Asian countries are known to be, er, ‘recent’ dogs-as-pets countries (that is, they rarely eat dogs anymore and now accept them as companion animals), the authorities mistrust the dog’s disease-free-ness, and require them to spend two weeks in quarantine (much like how Korea mistrusts foreigners and requires us to spend two weeks in quarantine, vaccine or no vaccine, negative PCR or no negative). This is done in a special facility in Cape Town – conditions aren’t great but Kajal assures me we can bribe the workers to get better treatment for Snow.

Then, and only then, we can welcome our dog to his new home in sunny Durban.

SO, that’s where we’re at. Waiting on a flight – we already had to delay our own departure from the country once, since we would have had to abandon Snowy. The company assures us he can make something happen by the end of September. I hope so, since my visa is up on September 22 and I’ll have to leave the country by then! So we wait, and pray.

“If they told you it was going to be hard, would you still want it?”

Of course I still want it.

Fingers crossed, friends!

Adventure Journal: The Unwritten Rules for Life in Korea

Living in a foreign country can be confusing! The laws and customs are very different to what you might be use to, and Korea is no exception. In fact, in many ways it’s totally alien to an American from the Midwest. Fortunately, though, I’ve been living in Korea off-and-on for more than a year now (albeit with a lengthy break), and I have picked up some of the less obvious cues for life here. It can be a whirlwind here, but if you keep these unwritten rules which I have written below in mind, you’ll be just fine:

Brad’s Unwritten rules for life in Korea:

1) NEVER park on the public road in front of a restaurant and block traffic. Unless you’re eating inside, then it’s fine. Go nuts.

2)On the other hand, you can park in front of a convenience store at any time of the day, regardless of traffic. Just remember to put on your blinkers! As long as you’re just grabbing smokes it’s okay (or if you drive a luxury car). 

3)The best places to park is in the handy open space just in front of every crosswalk, anywhere. It’s free real estate! 

4)If you don’t want a parking ticket, please be sure to let the authorities know by turning on your hazards! Your parking meter is now as long as your battery holds out. 

5)ALWAYS wear a mask in public! Unless you need to cough, smoke, spit on the ground, or talk on the phone, then pull that sucker down.

6)If you want to turn at an intersection and someone is in front of you waiting for the light, just honk at them. They’ll eventually politely inch forward and risk their lives in the middle of hte intersection for you so you can shave a few seconds off your commute.

7)Never, ever, ever get even the tiniest speck of food from your chopsticks on the side dishes, or you will get sick, and die. 

8)If you come to a queue, wait in it. Unless you think your business is super important, then go ahead and cut in front to explain things to the clerk. As long as you’re older than everyone else in line no one is allowed to complain. 

9)Riding in the subway is tricky! Be sure to relax and enjoy it – the customary method is to remove your shoes, rub your tired feet, and proceed to grab every single bar in sight. 

10)Sometimes, you will find an empty seat next to you on the subway. You may be under the misapprehension that this is for human beings. It is not. It is for your bags. Take advantage! 

11)Sometimes there’s just too much traffic and you might feel tempted to drive in the oncoming traffic lane. Be sure to turn on your hazards when you do this! 

12)Don’t sneeze in public. Gross!

13)If you need to spit, be sure to do it right out onto the street. 

14)Talking loudly on public transit is a no-no, as long as that language is English. If it’s Korean (and you’re older than everyone else on the bus), go nuts. 

15)Riding a motorcycle means you can do anything. Sidewalks, crosswalks, intersections, traffic lights, signs – these are mere suggestions for lesser mortals. You are a god and have Goobne to deliver.

16)At the supermarket, you must stand shoulder to shoulder with the person in front of you in the queue as they pay. Bonus points if you get out your own card and start waving it around as they try to bag their groceries. 

17)If you are female, do not be anyone’s first customer of the day. This is bad luck and you will be responsible for cursing them with poor business that day. 

18)Don’t sleep with a fan on or you will literally die.

19)Never, ever, ever open the windows on the bus. This will let in fine dust, which is very unhealthy! It is better to keep the bus sealed tight, where it’s safe, with the coronavirus. 

20)It is customary to wait directly in front of the elevator doors. When the elevator opens, be sure to shove your way on quickly before anyone gets off, otherwise you’ll have to wait and that’s super boring. 

21)Elevators come faster if you push both the “going up” AND the “going down” call buttons. 

22)When the subway comes, shove your way on as soon as the door opens. You’re in a hurry and need to get places! 

23)Cell phone reception is poor in the subway. The best place to catch up on your missed emails and messages is at the very top of the escalator at the exit. 

 24)Everything that goes wrong is probably a foreigner’s fault, somehow. 

25)If you are a foreigner and complain about anything ever in Korea, you need to learn to mind your place and be a more respectful guest. Also, you should probably go home. Also, all those things happen in other countries, so stop complaining, you bitter old misanthrope. 

27)If you live in Korea and have no complaints about here, you’re nothing more than a Koreaboo and need to grow up. You’ll get jaded eventually. 

And that’s really all there is to it! It’s really not so hard to live here, just keep these simple rules in mind and you can never go wrong. 🙂 See you all next time!