I want to finish my Japan narrative – school started last week and I’ve been busy. But I want to knock it out, then quickly sum up the last few weeks in Korea.
So, I woke up Friday, pretty sad, because I knew I had to go home that day. My flight was at 7, so I should probably get to the airport at 5. But that still left me a solid 8 hours to wrap up my time in Japan, and I had a few suggestions. So, I’d check those items off my bucket list before bidding farewell. First, there was a really minor tourist attraction just a kilometer or two from my hotel.
The Japanese movie Your Name is one of the best movies I saw a few years ago. It’s animated, about a girl from the Japanese countryside and a boy from Tokyo. Every night when they go to sleep, they wake up the next morning in the other one’s body – like a constant Freaky Friday sort of thing.
The final scene of the movie takes place on an extremely distinctive staircase – here’s the last scene.
The whole movie lovingly reproduced Tokyo, with gorgeous animation and music, and honestly might be one of my top 10 movies ever. Anyway, the staircase was nearby, so on my last day I took a walk through a beautiful Tokyo morning. The day was bright and clear and cool – absolutely perfect weather. The streets were waking up with people hurrying to work. I walked along some pretty big boulevards, then into a small neighborhood fully of narrow, twisty alleyways. I came down one alley and turned into a temple courtyard, knowing it was the right place, but I didn’t see the stairs. There was an obvious hill next to the temple, though, and a staircase descending. I went down, then realized: duh, the staircase had to be somewhere on this hill! So I turned and walked parallel for a block or two, and there it was.


I had to dodge couples taking photos on it, but I did get a few shots of it empty, too. I like this overview the best, though.
From there, I wandered. I knew I was a few blocks away from a “national park,” but I didn’t know what that meant. Turns out, it was a massive city park in the heart of Tokyo that was a gift from the Imperial family. This would be my last Japanese garden, but I think the Japanese have the best gardens in the world (based on this trip), so I was all about that anyway. I walked the few blocks there, turned in, bought my ticket from a lonely guard sitting by himself at the gate (not many people there on a weekday morning, I guess), and explored for a few hours.
My first stop was a greenhouse, which was heavenly. I liked the cool weather outside, but I also ahd sort of forgotten what heat felt like. The greenhouse was bright, warm, humid, and full of plants and water. It was honestly my favorite part of the park. I really liked the waterfall in the middle. When I’m a millionaire after inheriting my old man’s Powerball winnings, I’ll have a greenhouse in my mansion.



Overall, I spent a good few hours at the park. Japanese parks usually go for a landscaped pond with a bridge and a teahouse somewhere overlooking the water – I saw it in Hiroshima, in Himeji, and in Kyoto before this, and now I see it in Tokyo, too. Universally they look like extremely pleasant places to relax. I can imagine sitting with a book and a cup of hot tea, watching the rain fall on the koi pond. Otherwise, they don’t really go for flowers, but more trees and bushes. Then again, it was late January, so it probably just wasn’t flower season. Still, if they look this good in the winter, can you imagine spring? Or summer? Or fall? Sometime you should go on a garden tour of Japan, is what I’m saying here, I think.
About 11 or noonish, I headed out of the park (past the same greenhouse) and a few blocks to another subway station. I bought another 24-hour subway pass, and this time deciphering the map to figure out where in the tangled mass of spaghetti my next destination was was super easy – I had gotten pretty good at navigating Tokyo’s metro system, and am actually a huge fan of it now. I headed all the way across Tokyo, from the western suburbs of the city clear to the eastern suburbs, along the banks of the Sumida river (one of the reasons Tokyo was founded – it was a little fishing village along the riverbank). Asakusa district is a famous traditional Tokyo neighborhood, with many temples and older buildings. Of course, “older” in Tokyo means buildings dating from the ’50s and ’60s – Curtis LeMay’s tender attentions saw to that.
Anyway, the first thing you see in Asakusa is the gate to the Senso-ji temple, which is one of the oldest and most famous Buddhist temples in Japan (albeit not as grand as the Kyoto temples I had seen on Tuesday):

This was maybe the most crowded place I had been in Tokyo. Shoulder-to-shoulder masses everywhere. I had a group of schoolkids in front of me at one point, chattering away. They weren’t in my way or anything, I was mostly just gawking at stuff, but when they spotted the foreigner behind them they started apologizing profusely in English (“Sorry, sorry! Sorry sir!”), bowing, and clearing the way. It was kind of funny, honestly. I stood on the very edge of a busy street behind me to get this photo and still barely had room.
Beyond, it’s not much better:


There’res a large shopping area with tons of tiny stalls, food stands, souvenir shops, tourist traps, all manner of stuff. And of course, shoulder to shoulder crowds. I elbowed my way through, eventually passing through another gate (visible in the distance in the second photo) and onto the temple grounds, which were overrun with tourists and schoolchildren on a field trip. The temple was crowded with burning incense and lots of washing stations (visible in the top photo, taken from the temple porch and looking back the way I came).
I wandered in and out, and around the temple grounds, which has a number of traditional buildings and gardens, taking lots of photos. One thing, of course, loomed over the entire temple. About half a mile away was the Skytree.



I had no idea what the Skytree was before coming to Tokyo. The previous evening, at Tokyo Tower, it had been pointed out to me, but it wasn’t very prominent at night and so I paid little attention to it. Here, though, it very clearly loomed on the horizon – it’s the first thing I saw leaving the subway station, and no matter where you go, you can see it peeking over buildings. So, I decided that would be my final Tokyo destination.
I crossed the street at about 1:00 and ate lunch at a classic ramen restaurant just opposite the main district gates. Squeezed in through the door – barely room for me and my backpack – printed an order slip from the machine in front, and handed it to one of apparently two employees – the barman and the chef. I managed to squeeze myself and all my belongings into a little seat at the bar, and had a delicious, hot ramen meal. Last thing I would eat in this country, probably. From there, it was off to the Skytree.
I opted not to check any maps – I could see the damn place after all – so it was a fun walk, and further than I thought, probably half a mile to a mile. I crossed a bridge over the river, headed through a plaza near some government offices (and a statue of some long-dead poet), then up and down alleyways, gradually working my way closer. Finally, I reached the base of the building and then couldn’t figure out how to get inside. There was a subway station in the basement, but how did you get in from the ground? I had to walk 3/4 of the way around before I found an escalator onto a 3rd floor terrace, which connected two separate buildings. One was a mall/ticket office, the other was the Skytree itself. It probably took an hour, but at last I was in an elevator and headed to the top.
The top is nearly 500 meters above Tokyo – well, the highest floor is 481 meters, or 1,480 ft. The whole tower is 634 meters. By contrast, the CN Tower in Toronto is 553 meters. The Skytree is the tallest tower in the world, and the second-tallest free standing structure in the world after the Burj Khalifa in Dubai (which is, apparently, not a proper tower). I didn’t know this until long after the fact – at the time, I just thought, “Wow! This place is super tall!”

I roamed the Skytree’s upper and lower decks for a few hours, gawking at the tourists and at Tokyo. I knew that once I left, it was time for the airport and back to Korea, not knowing when I’d return. You could see the entire city from the top, of course. I looked back and I could see pretty much everything I’d explored, all the way to Mt. Fuji. I could see the Imperial Palace and knew that Tokyo Station and the Dai Ichi building (I forgot to mention walking past that – it was MacArthur’s headquarters while he ran Japan after the war, including during the Korean war…it wasn’t super interesting. Just a building) were close by. I could see Akibahara. I could make out, distantly, the national park from this morning, and the Tokyo Tower. I could easily see the temple district a half mile away, down to the individual buildings.

Looking back, you can see the temple area at dead center, and upper center, the imperial palace gardens.

You can see the gate at center, and the temple at center-right. The street at left is the where I took the first picture of the crowds above from.

All of Tokyo spread out below me, one last time. The top deck looped around itself once from the elevator, a gently sloping ramp that peaked at the 455ish meter mark (I don’t remember, I’m writing this email over multiple days!), and then sloping back down to a second elevator to take you down to the main deck. It was crowded with families and school kids, and it was bright and warm with all the sunlight streaming in through the windows. I wandered around, then went down to the main deck, about 100 meters lower, and wandered around some more. You had glass floors there where you could look straight down the tower – people were afraid to walk on them, as if the glass might shatter at any moment! I don’t get vertigo, so I didn’t mind them at all. There was also a cafe there, so as it got closer to 4:00 (when it would be time to depart, possibly forever), I got myself a green tea latte, perched on a stool, and looked out over the city one last time.

Finally, though, I had stalled long enough. I shrugged my backpack on again, hopped off the stool, and took the elevator down to the bottom floor. It took some doing, but I eventually found the subway station (I never did locate the main entrance, but I found an elevator on the street that took me down to it) and worked out how to get to Narita Airport, which is situated just outside Tokyo to the east (although it’s still part of the metro area – the urban footprint of Tokyo sprawls out over the entire plain – I think every flat part of Japan is built up at this point and only the mountains are left undeveloped). I was a bit concerned, because I couldn’t tell for certain if I was on the right train – this one had me getting off and transferring at a station about halfway there, and the signs were a bit confusing. I piled out at the station and had about 30 minutes to wait on the platform (little station) before the train arrived. I saw a trio of young white guys with suitcases nearby, speaking English in Australian accents. I wandered over and asked the Aussies if they were waiting for the train to the airport, too, which confirmed I was headed the right way. Nice guys, from Perth, travelling on winter break before heading back to college.
I left the tower around 4, but the train ride was so long that I didn’t reach Narita until 6ish and it was fully dark when the train chugged into the underground station. There were hundreds of people pouring off the train and up through a labyrinth of tunnels and stairs into the airport departures lounge. It took long minutes of escalators and gates and tunnels before I finally made it into the airport proper, then up into the check-in area. Only one desk was working – corona was spreading around Asia now, and travel was starting to slow. Masks had become more and more widespread while I was in Japan, though I still didn’t think much of it. This was around February 1st, so the virus was newly out of Wuhan. I shuffled through the line, which was mostly full of Koreans since the route was Tokyo – Seoul, did the usual check in and whatnot (my Korean visa, though, meant there was much less scrutiny than when I was headed into Japan), and soon was winding through security. Lines were short, that late and with only one flight departing. I had a bottle of hand lotion I had bought as a favor for a friend alllll the way back in Hakata Station my first night in Japan confiscated – forgot the durned thing was in my bag, but of course you can’t take liquids on an airplane lest you attempt to murder everyone on board – but otherwise there were no issues. I had time to grab a quick dinner from an overpriced airport Vietnamese restaurant, and only waited about 30 minutes at the gate before it was time to end my time in Japan. I had a seat in the very last row of the airplane, entirely to myself. Safety instructions were given three times – first in Japanese, then in Korean, and finally in English – and then we lifted off. I stuck my phone against the window and took one final picture of the land of the Rising Sun before it vanished into the darkness below me.

The flight was short and uneventful. So were customs in Incheon – I came through the very same gate that I had 6 months earlier, in August, but this time it was much easier. My Korean was better, and I got to bypass pretty much all the foreigner lines by flashing my Alien Registration Card, which is as good as a Korean passport for getting through Korean customs. It took scant minutes before I was out in the main airport, with no baggage to claim. It was 11:00 at night, though, and I still needed to reach Seoul, where I’d stay the night. I flagged down a taxi driver, collapsed into the back of his cab, and prayed he wouldn’t murder me while I more or less napped on the 40 minute drive into the Korean capital.
He did not take me to an isolated area and murder me, so that was nice. He let me out downtown, a few blocks from my last hostel. I wound through the streets a bit, but found it without too much trouble, thankfully – it was now nearly midnight. I went through a door (covered in signs scolding guests to please consider the neighbors and be quiet, also stop drinking in public) and descended into a basement, past a large metal door. Inside was a noisy, well-lit lounge, with beat-up, comfortable looking leather couches and armchairs scattered around a few TVs, while Korean hip-hop thumped through hte air. A pair of young Koreans sat behind the desk, a man and a woman. They ran through the welcome nonsense and led me to my room. It was small, compared to the big Japanese dorms, and not nearly as nice. No private bunks here with anything so fancy as curtains and private outlets – just a grim concrete room with cheap metal frame bunkbeds, no shelves. The bottom bunks were claimed by other travellers already, and one already held a sleeping form, so I had to settle for a top bunk. The entire damned bed swayed as I climbed in, and I was afraid it would topple over.
A few minutes later, a large Slavic man entered the room. He looked, well, the very model of your stereotypical Russian – large, beefy frame, heavy brows over dark eyes, a large hooked nose, close-shaven skull, wearing a wife-beater and boxer shorts for bed. He spoke English well, with a thick Russian accent, and was a really friendly guy.
“Hello, friend! What is, uh, what is name? Brad? Good to meet you, Brad! I am Yuri. You know where I am from? Yes, yes, Russia! How are you knowing? Good, good… I am from Yakutsk. You know Yakutsk?” I did. It’s a territory in Siberia in Risk. “Wow, you are smart guy! No one knows Yakutsk! What are you doing here, Brad from America?”
Yuri was gregarious and warm, but he was also obviously lonely. He chattered away while I got ready for bed. He was from Yakutsk, but hadn’t lived there in years. He had an ex-wife, and a 4-year old daughter living in Moscow. He hadn’t seen her in more than a year, and missed her terribly, but he was trying to save up money to go home. He lived in Manila, where he taught English to people – hence why his English was so good (albeit heavily accented). He wondered if he would see his daughter soon – did I have a wife, a child? Not yet? Well, someday, Brad from America, someday! He liked meeting people in his travels, and liked Asia because it was so cheap. Someday, though, he would move to Moscow to be near his family. Yuri was perhaps too friendly for after midnight after the draining week I’d just had, but at the same time there was something a bit pathetic, perhaps a bit pitiful, about him that I couldn’t help but feel warmly towards him. I hope that he does fulfill his dream of moving to Moscow and living near his daughter.
Eventually, I drifted off to sleep, and when I woke up the next morning after an uncomfortable night, Yuri was snoring away contendedly in the bunk below mine. I slipped out of bed, headed alllll the way across the building to the lone male bathroom on the floor, squeezed into a tiny, concrete pillbox of a shower, and got myself more or less cleaned up. Then I dressed and checked out, while Yuri still slept, and that was the last I ever saw of Yuri from Yakutsk.
I had a few hours in Seoul – I had scheduled more than a day, in fact – but I was so exhausted from everything that after a morning poking around the ancient palace of the Korean kings, I couldn’t really face a full day exploring the city, not with my comfy apartment just a short busride away. I’d return to Seoul, some day. So I found a subway station, made my way to the Seoul bus terminal, and by lunchtime was on a bus for Gwangju. I arrived in the city by 5ish, hopped on another city bus for home, and by 7 pm Saturday night had collapsed into bed.
The day after that was Super Bowl Sunday, which I spent in a haze of giddy anticipation and anxiety (to be honest, I didn’t expect to win, but tried to tell myself I was happy just to be there). I was off Monday, too, so I woke up early and spent hte morning hunched in front of my laptop for Super Bowl LIV (which may have ended with me jumping up and down in my apartment and annoying the neighbors).
The next day, Korea imposed 2-week quarantines on anyone returning from abroad.

























































































